We regret to inform you that we are not able to yet again tax you this year due to insufficient revenue on your part.
Kindly work harder and make yourself useful, and duly fulfill your long overdue obligation to give back to the nation.
Thanks and regards,
(The letter is true but rephrased.... Meanwhile, the author has set up the Break-A-Leg Poverty Eradication Fund. She welcomes ang pows especially this time of the year. Thanks and Happy Chinese New Year! :) )